Coffee

That is fun! Not exactly the origin of coffee as a thing, but it was along those lines.

Darling drinks coffee, and I told him about how the tea went into the harbor and coffee became American, and now he likes it even more.

“I don’t need it and they can’t make me want it” is a very American sentiment that unfortunately, many of us have forgotten lately.

As soon as they have something you can’t live without, they own you!

I don’t get it with coffee. I think coffee tastes like drinking dirt with a stick stirred into it. Adding sugar and creamer makes it decent, kinda like if you ordered a cream puff and it was served on an unbleached, recycled paper plate and you ate both together.

I like tea, but “herbal infusions” are fine too, like good old peppermint, or orange chicory. Ever tried a spoonful of honey in hot water?

I do NOT need any drink, or food for that matter, bad enough to pay taxes on it!!

Hahahaha haha ha. Ha.

That’s a good way to get skinny fast, and then die XD